Panty Meme (sorry, Mom)

So much for putting my best face forward. But mind you, this is all in good fun.

Fellow thriller writer Nancy S. Thompson has boldly tagged me in this crazy panty meme, and I never back down from a challenge! This was definitely an exercise in being silly without going too far (writing fiction is so much easier).

1. What do you call your panties / underwear / undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?

I call them panties or underwear. Original, I know.

2. Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?

All the time! My recurring dream is I’m driving naked, but I don’t realize it until I run out of gas and pull into a very busy gas station. And then I look down and realize I can’t leave the car. It’s horrible!

3. What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?

Anything that itches. I’m allergic to nuts, so please, no nuts in my underwear. (Er, wait… what?)

4. If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?

Probably pink. It’s a soothing color and I’m a pretty chill person.

5. Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?

Ew, no. I’m a bit of a germaphobe and I wouldn’t want anybody tossing their underwear at me, so I’ll spare someone else from that fate. Plus, it takes me forever to find underwear I like, so hell no, I’m not giving them away.

6. You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?

Go commando. It’s not like anyone can tell.

7. Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?

I remember Underoos, but never had any, though I really wanted Wonder Woman.

8. If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?

Depends on the day. Right now, it’s KEEP OUT! (Ha, sorry, there’s just no way to answer this question in a classy way!)

9. How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?

One –  me – because everybody else bailed at this dumbass question.